Workshop Blogging

Thursday, February 08, 2007

With Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...(Oak Harbor S.D.)

We've discussed the concept of Digital Immigrants and digital accents. Think of at least one example of a digital accent and post it here. Use this format:

"If you (fill in the blank), you might be a digital immigrant."

posted by sjbrooks-young at 6:19 PM

41 Comments:

  • If you have a flashing "12:00" on your VCR, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:08 AM  

  • If you use the stock ringtones on your cell phone, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:09 AM  

  • If you do not know what blogging is you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you cannot turn on or off an iPod or MP3 player, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • have hundreds of un-read e-mail on your computer

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you check email only once a day, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you think reading email at your desk is using technology in the classroom, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you still talk about buying an album, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • I had my cell phone for a year before I new how to check my voice mail

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • have to ask your neighboring teacher how to reply to an e-mail

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • have to ask your neighboring teacher how to reply to an e-mail

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • can't follow Susan's presentation

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you buy the entire CD to get only one song, you might be a digital immigrant.

    If you search the policy manual by flipping pages, you might be a digital immigrant

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If you still use the key to unlock the car, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:10 AM  

  • If your telephone is still connected to the wall by a wire, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • If you read your email and then walk to the sender to answer it

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • If you insist on writing words.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • If you answer the wireless phone upside down, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • If you keep a schedule book, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • don't know how to use the text feature on your phone

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • don't know how to use the text feature on your phone

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:11 AM  

  • If you cannot find the power button on the cumputer, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you think a record is something that has music on it, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you do not know what the blue screen of death is you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you regularly take pictures of your "butt" with your cell phone, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you wonder what an x-box looks like you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you don't know what a URL is then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • have not spent late nights blogging

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If you just got a cell phone, but can't convince your mate that it's a good idea, you are not only a digital immigrant, you are alone on a desert island.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

  • If your file cabinets are full, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you have all your digital pictures on your computer and haven't shared them with anyone electronically!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you think MySpace is not published globally....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If your watch has hands and your camera has film, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you can't understand your kids' e-mail slang, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you don't know how to text message you might be a digital immigrant

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you do not know how to google something you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you still change the channel on your TV by going to the TV, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

  • If you post to a blog with the same message twice in a row, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:14 AM  

  • If you post to a blog with the same message twice in a row, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:14 AM  

  • If you still use a paper dictionary, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:15 AM  

  • If you didn't think to ask Google, you might be a digital immigrant.

    If you never played Oregon Trail in elementary school, you might be a digital immigrant.

    If you think a Blog is is a 1950's horror monster, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:49 PM  

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