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Friday, May 12, 2006

With Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy... (Howard County)

We've discussed the concept of Digital Immigrants and digital accents. Think of at least one example of a digital accent and post it here. Use this format:

"If you (fill in the blank), you might be a digital immigrant."

posted by sjbrooks-young at 9:38 AM

52 Comments:

  • If you respond to an email with another email simply saying, "Thanks!" then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:30 AM  

  • If you buy a CD when you only want one song, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:31 AM  

  • If you can not turn on your son's ipod or download a song you would be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you can not turn on your son's ipod or download a song you would be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you have to ask a younger staff member how to solve a basic tech problem, you may be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you have to ask a younger staff member how to solve a basic tech problem, you may be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • afraid to use a credit card on line....if you only have one email address...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you write a paragraph e-mail, you are a digital immigrant

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • When sending emails, a digital native uses proper English, as opposed to "IM" speak.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you email an agenda for a meeting and then do a hard copy, you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you are still using your computer for just word processing then you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 AM  

  • If you use your phone only to make and receive phone calls, you may be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:33 AM  

  • If you attach photos at their original size so that no one can ever open them or if they do they'll only see the person's ear, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 AM  

  • If you still own VCR tapes and by the DVD, you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 AM  

  • If you need help replying to a text message, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 AM  

  • If you are still using your computer for just word processing then you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 AM  

  • If you send your e-mail to everyone in the county and you don't even realize it then you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:34 AM  

  • If you print out your e-mails to write a "rough draft" response in pen before reponding electronically.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:35 AM  

  • If you print out your e-mails to write a "rough draft" response in pen before reponding electronically.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

  • If you print out your e-mails to write a "rough draft" response in pen before reponding electronically.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

  • If you print out your e-mails to write a "rough draft" response in pen before reponding electronically.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

  • If you print out your e-mails to write a "rough draft" response in pen before reponding electronically.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

  • If you go to the post office to get a money order because you haven't figured out how to use PayPal, you may be a digital native.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

  • If you "reply all" to respond to only one person in a conference, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:08 AM  

  • If you use correct spelling and proper English in your email, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:08 AM  

  • If you point to your computer screen with your finger during a presentation (rather than using a laser pointer at the screen), then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:08 AM  

  • If you write a report and then type it in Word

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

  • If you don't have voicemail on your cell phone, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

  • If you print out your emails you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

  • If you have no idea how to text message, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

  • If you don't know how to e-mail to all versus just to the sender, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

  • If you need directions to use your own iPod or MP3 player, you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM  

  • If today was the first day you ever used a blog, then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM  

  • If you cannot get into the Document Repository, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM  

  • If you don't know what to do when someone invites you to "chat," you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM  

  • If you type a website address (URL) into the "Google Search box", then you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM  

  • If I exist as I already am, I am a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 AM  

  • If you think using PowerPoint is the height of technology, then you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 AM  

  • If you use an answering machine instead of voicemail, you may be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 AM  

  • If you can't grab a picture off the internet, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 AM  

  • If you think that googling is "making eyes at someone" then you are digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

  • If you don't know how to open a Microsoft Word blank document, you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

  • If you automatically hire a compter tech person to set up new computers, applications etc.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

  • If you think eBay is a located along the Maryland shoreline, you may be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

  • If you were frightened by an invitation to a private chat as it popped up while you were typing a clc message

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

  • If you can't grab a picture off the internet, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:13 AM  

  • If you cannot get into the Document Repository, you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:13 AM  

  • If you posted your blog 4-5 times today (by hitting return over and over again), you are a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:15 AM  

  • If you think Internet Explorer is the only way to get on the Internet you might be a digital immigrant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:21 AM  

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